Tuesday, July 27, 2004

N.U.S. July 27, 2004

As some of you may be aware, the comic is a little late. I'm not sure what happened, but some negligent fool on my ordinarily crack team of comic...er...people....forgot to write and draw the darned thing. A full investigation has been underway for hours and my team is closing in on the one responsible. I'm being told now, via radio, that my team is about to deliver the notice of the poor saps' notice of termination.

What? Oh thanks. What's this? Oh....It appears I have just been fired.

Well, the comic will be up soon anyway. I guess I'd better clean out my desk. Wait! I don't EVEN HAVE A DESK! MY LIFE IS A LIE!

Oh yeah, there's only ONE Newscast shirt left! If you want it, you'd better hurry up and order it! Good luck!

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